How to Get Your Book Into Barnes & Noble - Funny!

I was reading Fred Gleek's Publishing for Maximum Profit yesterday at breakfast, and almost choked!

Want to get your book into major book stores?

Do what Fred Gleek calls "reverse shoplifting" - take 3 of your books into Barnes & Noble, go to your section, and put them on the shelf.

Someone will pick it up, want to buy it, take it to the register, the cashiers will try to find it in their system...and of course, won't find it.

They'll call the manager, who won't be able to find it in the system either.

Of course, as a good customer service provider, they'll let the customer buy it anyway (WHAT?!!!)

They'll also call distribution house to stock their shelves with your books.

The distribution house will, of course, call ... YOU!

Try at your own risk LOL.